feferi:

calorineree:

my roommate.

DONT LOOK AT ME

are you watching merlin in this

feferi:

calorineree:

my roommate.

DONT LOOK AT ME

are you watching merlin in this

  • lukas: i was so tempted to call you and just whisper "may the fourth be with you" over and over until you hung up or jumped through my phone and killed me
  • Olivia: i love you so much this is my favorite holiday
  • lukas: yeah i know because i' ma huge gay and my mother never loved me so ihave to change people's chatlogs to feel better about myself
  • Olivia: it's okay, at least you know the fourth is with you
  • lukas: i was so tempted to call you and just whisper "may the fourth be with you" over and over until you hung up or jumped through my phone and killed me
  • Olivia: i love you so much this is my favorite holiday

What is God's message to you?

allicynical:

calorineree:

tricksterwithcandy:

mystolenthunder:

peetabreadcrumbs:

whoathisisheavy:

Message from God to Nicole: “I know what you’ve been doing at night.”

Uh…. :I

Message from God to Nikki-Marie: “I am disappoint.”

Message from God to Jilly: “How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?”

WAT

Message from God to Rochelle: “Heaven or Hell?”

I get a choice? 

Message from God to Caroline: “I’m always watching you <●><●>”

o_o

Message from God to Allison: “The apocalypse is coming soon, watch out~”

MARILYN HE KNOWS ABOUT THE GIF 0_0

Message from God to Lukas: “Would you like to become the next God?

only if i get to tell people things like this

(Source: justcallmemad)

feferi:

haha yeah

that’s what i thought 

haha yeah

that’ll show ‘em

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

lololol

Reblogging for Olivia’s Birffday

(Source: piecrusader)

feferi:

piecrusader:

Olivia will you be the Snow White to my Bumble Bee?

LUKAS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

it’s so wonderful n.n

Olivia will you be the Snow White to my Bumble Bee?

feferi:

how do people even ask people out on dates

u-u

let me lay this shit out for you. i’ll be the girl AND the guy

Guy: Yo baby

Girl: Uguu~

Guy: Do you have tickets for the gun show?

Girl: Uguu~

Guy: Doesn’t matter, wanna come back to my place?

Girl: Uguu~

Guy: You don’t have to be such a jeRK OMG I HATE YOU

The guy proceeds to go take solace in OTHER waifus. That one just wasn’t the right one. It happened between me and Bulma. Sad, sad days.

If it doesn’t happen like that, then you’re obviously doing something wrong.

feferi:

wow remember scene kid fef
jesus

>olivia
>ever kawaii
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU SMOKIN’

feferi:

wow remember scene kid fef

jesus

>olivia

>ever kawaii


NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU SMOKIN’

I am going to just post food porn. And my sissy girlyman problems from time to time. Maybe some music. Mostly food porn.